Pýta sa na Slovensku turista baču
Vtip
Pýta sa na Slovensku turista baču:"Bača, kde sa tu páli slivovica?"
"Vidíte ten kostol?"
"Vidím."
"Tak okrem neho všade!" Z kategórie Vtipy / Alkohol
Pridal užívateľ kmetrix* 17. 4. 2008Ďalšie z kategórie Vtipy o alkohole a ožranochDo električky nastúpil opilec, zavesil sa na tyč a spustil:
Vy všetci tu napravo ste kokoti!!! A vy nalavo ste všetci zlodeji!!!
Dovolte, ja som v živote nič neukradol.
Tak si kokot a presadni si doprava!!!Po divokom mejdane sa zobudí chlapík vedľa strašne škaredej baby a zreve:
"Do riti, koľko máš rokov?"
"No predsa toľko na koľko vyzerám."
"Ma neser, tak dlho nežije ani korytnačka..."Lahôdky:
"Máte okenu vo veľkom balení?" - pýta sa zarastený mužík v lahôdkach.
"Nie" - odvetí predavač.
"A to si hovoríte lahôdky?!"
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or
on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
* Pred rokom 2011 pridávali vtipy a výroky aj registrovaní návštevníci. Po tomto období je prispivanie možné iba cez kontaktný formulár.